Spouse That Loves Dogs Pillows

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Scentipede

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

When Dogs Rule

"He ran out of pee."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'He took a fetching class.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Autumn Dog

Dog's Sandwich