Significant Other Who Loves Dogs Pillows

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I suppose I can wait a little longer to go to the bathroom."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Canine Scentipede

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Dog Sees Only Food

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

When Dogs Rule

"He ran out of pee."

'He took a fetching class.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Dog's Sandwich

Mischievous Pets

Distracted dog walker.

"They do very well in a talk show format."