Significant Other Who Loves Dogs Pillows

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I suppose I can wait a little longer to go to the bathroom."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Scentipede

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Dog Sees Only Food

When Dogs Rule

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"He ran out of pee."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'He took a fetching class.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Mischievous Pets

Dog's Sandwich

Distracted dog walker.