Dog Lover Spouse Pillows

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Scentipede

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Dog Sees Only Food

"He ran out of pee."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

When Dogs Rule

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'He took a fetching class.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Dog's Sandwich

"They do very well in a talk show format."

Distracted dog walker.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'