Partner Who Loves Dogs Pillows

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Dog's Sandwich

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog Sees Only Food

Canine Scentipede

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'They're dog roses!'

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

'Why let sleeping dogs lie when all you have to do is wake them up to get the truth.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Pick me!"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'