Dog Lover Spouse Mugs

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Canine Scentipede

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

When Dogs Rule

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"He ran out of pee."

Dog Sees Only Food

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'He took a fetching class.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Dog's Sandwich

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Distracted dog walker.