Spouse Who Loves Animals Pillows

When Dogs Rule

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Scentipede

"This never happened."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Humans are strange."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"He ran out of pee."

'He took a fetching class.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"You're spoiling that dog!"