Spouse Who Loves Animals Mugs

When Dogs Rule

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Canine Scentipede

"This never happened."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Pet Entertainers

"Humans are strange."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog Sees Only Food

"He ran out of pee."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'He took a fetching class.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog's Sandwich