Partner Who Loves Animals Mugs

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pet Entertainers

"Humans are strange."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Cat park"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog Sees Only Food

"Congratulations. It's a litter."