Partner Who Loves Animals Prints

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"This never happened."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Humans are strange."

Pet Entertainers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Cat park"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."