Significant Other Who Loves Pets Prints

"They do very well in a talk show format."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"This never happened."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Collies Without Borders

Canine Scentipede

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pet Entertainers

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Humans are strange."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"He ran out of pee."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

When Dogs Rule

Dog Sees Only Food

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'He took a fetching class.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion