Spouse That Loves Dogs Prints

'Normally, he's an indoor dog, but he got into the bean dip.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Canine Scentipede

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

When Dogs Rule

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"He ran out of pee."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog Sees Only Food

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'He took a fetching class.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Autumn Dog

Dog's Sandwich

"They do very well in a talk show format."