Spouse Who Loves Dogs Prints

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

He takes being a guard dog very seriously.

Distracted dog walker.

"He ran out of pee."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Canine Scentipede

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog Sees Only Food

When Dogs Rule

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'He took a fetching class.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Dog's Sandwich