Spouse Of A Dog Lover Gifts

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Scentipede

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'They're dog roses!'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"He ran out of pee."

When Dogs Rule

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Dog Sees Only Food

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'He took a fetching class.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Dog's Sandwich

Distracted dog walker.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'