Parent Of A Dog Lover Gifts

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Scentipede

'They're dog roses!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dog Sees Only Food

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Autumn Dog

Dog's Sandwich

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Stop barking, Winston!'

Every Dog Has His Day

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'