Dog Lover In The Family Gifts

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

"One day my boy all this will be yours."

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

'Now you know why we names her 'Mospsy'.'

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

"Looks like skipper finally caught a car he was chasing."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Autumn Dog

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

"Good dog!"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'Treason!'

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'