Dog Lover In The Family Gifts

'When you bring the Sunday newspapers Angus, try not to drop the inserts!'

"One day my boy all this will be yours."

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

'Now you know why we names her 'Mospsy'.'

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

"Looks like skipper finally caught a car he was chasing."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Cat Graduation

Fleas Navidad.

Autumn Dog

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

'Stop barking, Winston!'

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

'Treason!'

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

"Good dog!"

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."