Animal Lover In The Family Gifts

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"Good dog!"

Dog Day Afternoon