Animal Lover Relative Gifts

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Life is for the birds.

'Ahhh...'

"Cat box"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Fly Football

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"