Dog-loving Relative Gifts

Teacher's Pet

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'He took a fetching class.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'We're not following the poodle home.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.