Dog-crazy Family Member Gifts

Moulting Dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"The dog wants out again!"

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"