Dog-crazy Cousin Gifts

"The dog wants out again!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog traps the postman.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'He took a fetching class.'

"What's worse, that or this?"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'