Dog-crazy Cousin T-Shirts

"The dog wants out again!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog traps the postman.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Salvador Dali's cats.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'He took a fetching class.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"What's worse, that or this?"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

I'm calling for back-up