Pet-owning Cousin T-Shirts

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Your love gives me strength."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Dog traps the postman.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Birthdays

Salvador Dali's cats.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Jumping Dogs

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"What's worse, that or this?"

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Chasebook for Dogs

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"The dog wants out again!"

Cat and Dog Fights.

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.