Pet-owning Cousin Mugs

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Your love gives me strength."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog traps the postman.

Jumping Dogs

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Cat and Dog Fights.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"The dog wants out again!"

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Museum of dog memorabilia