Dog-owning Cousin Mugs

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog traps the postman.

Dog Birthdays

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

State of the Art Dog.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Salvador Dali's cats.

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Jumping Dogs

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Man wearing a dog cone

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'