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Teacher's Pet

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Your love gives me strength."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'He took a fetching class.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

The Poodle and The Twooudle.