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"I wonder how much she gets for those."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"This never happened."

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"The meaning of life is cats."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

Every Dog Has His Day

'Stop barking, Winston!'