Animal Enthusiast Relative T-Shirts

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Haute Suture

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'