Animal Enthusiast Sibling T-Shirts

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Rex! Rex! Some workmen are pouring fresh concrete down the road: Let's go and make some paw-prints!"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

The Taming of the Ewe

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"It appears that the vet did some good for our croc, afterall."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.