Sibling Who Loves Animals T-Shirts

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

Heaven

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Haute Suture

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Chasebook

Pet Entertainers

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."