Sibling Who Loves Animals Pillows

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

Heaven

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Haute Suture

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Pet Entertainers

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Chasebook

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."