Siblings Who Enjoy Animals Pillows

"I did it!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

Dog wearing a cone

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Pet Entertainers

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Cat king.