Sibling Who Loves Pets Pillows

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

Dog wearing a cone

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Christmas Pets

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Pet Entertainers

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Chasebook

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Dog Birthdays

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'