Sibling Who Loves Pets Mugs

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Pet Entertainers

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Chasebook

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Cat king.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'