Sibling With Pets Pillows

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

Pet Entertainers

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Mischievous Pets

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

"We're going to need a bigger litter box."

"I felt that there wasn't enough cat hair on your clean laundry so I decided to fix it."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Dog obedience school

"Oh, my, you weren't kidding—it's just like sandpaper."

"Oh, and look after my bowl."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'