Pet-loving Sibling Pillows

"It is not done well, but one is surprised to find it done at all."

"Around here his word is law."

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'Good dog!'

Man and Dog out for a walk, sharing music.

'It's over there behind the...'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

'Sorry. We just assumed that since you were picking up his waste, he was the intelligent life form.'

Clean My Litter Box!

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

Zen Kitten

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Toilet water

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'He's at a very destructive age.'

'I prefer the old social media... sniffing.'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"Sitteth."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"He's my plus one."

'The good news is, I finally found the cat. The bad news is, we still have a mouse.'

Feeling on top of the world.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'I tried to relax and bond with the cat...He threw me out of the house.'

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

Dog Heaven

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Boxer

Cat-ME- swats man-YOW!'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?"