Pet-adoring Sibling Pillows

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Dog wearing a cone

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pet Entertainers

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Cat king.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"It's nice to be wanted."