Dog-loving Sibling Pillows

'For goodness sake, what do you expect me to say?'

'I guess it was only a matter of time before it sought revenge.'

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

Chasebook

Puppy Love

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'Get this straight, I'm a guard dog: I don't fetch the newspaper!'

'We're not following the poodle home.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"This never happened."

Collies Without Borders

Christmas Pets

'They're dog roses!'

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."