Dog-loving Siblings Pillows

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Cat king.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

State of the Art Dog.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'