Siblings With Dogs Pillows

Collies Without Borders

You dropped something.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'They're dog roses!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Pet Entertainers

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Chasebook

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog Birthdays

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

State of the Art Dog.

A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

When Dogs Rule

Dog Sees Only Food

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Jumping Dogs

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.