Animal-loving Sibling Pillows

Group hug.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Separation

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'If I could get outside I'd go there and there, ooo, and definitely there!'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Cat king.

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Dog wearing a cone

"I don't know what it is, but he's running from something."

In Need of A Best Friend.

'No way! Mice have really sharp little teeth.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"This never happened."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Christmas Pets

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'