Dog Enthusiast Sibling Pillows

'He took a fetching class.'

"Beware of watchdog."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Cat king.

"It's nice to be wanted."