Puppy-loving Sibling Pillows

Take You Home

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Cat king.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

State of the Art Dog.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'