Puppy-loving Sibling Gifts

Take You Home

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

"This never happened."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Cat king.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

Meow Power Demolition team.

State of the Art Dog.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."