Animal-loving Sibling Gifts

Group hug.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Separation

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'If I could get outside I'd go there and there, ooo, and definitely there!'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Cat king.

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Dog wearing a cone

"I don't know what it is, but he's running from something."

In Need of A Best Friend.

'No way! Mice have really sharp little teeth.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

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