Pet Enthusiast Sibling Gifts

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"They always know when it's time to make the bed."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"This never happened."

Christmas Pets

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Dog Birthdays