Pet Lover Sibling Gifts

Every Dog Has His Day

"This never happened."

'Max! Max! That's not one of ours!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog wearing a cone

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Pet Entertainers

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Chasebook

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Cat king.