Sibling With A Puppy Gifts

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Chasebook

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Pet Entertainers

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Birthdays

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Meow Power Demolition team.

State of the Art Dog.