Sibling With A Dog Gifts

First Class Pooch

"He's part bok choy."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

Autumn Dog

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A Close Encounter

Dog Sees Only Food

"People!...I don't care if this is real news or fake news. It's real newspaper and I'm gonna need it soon!"

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

'They're dog roses!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

'Piss off!'

When Dogs Rule

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Pet Entertainers

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Chasebook

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'