Dog-owning Sibling Gifts

State of the Art Dog.

Man wearing a dog cone

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

"The dog wants out again!"

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

"I'm not going "walky" with my master! I'm a guard dog, we're doing rounds!"

'I thought you OPERATE to remove the fish-hook, Doctor!'

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"Not again!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'They're dog roses!'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Chasebook

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'