Pet-owning Sibling Gifts

Yoga for dogs

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"YAP YAP YAP YAwaiit a second. Has he been saying 'fetch' this whole time? I thought he wanted me to 'kvetch'."

"Uh oh, something smells me today's not gonna go well."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Jumping Dogs

Distracted dog walker.

"She values her privacy."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Short bark and sdes please.'

Flat Cat.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Don't worry. He doesn't bite."

'I see you tried giving your cat a bath, again.'

'Yes, I have both a desktop and a laptop.'

"Careful, he can sense fear"

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'He's wondering, if you're not going to hang your head out the window...'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'